Nobody listens to me until I fart.
Do men in their 50’s prefer boxers or briefs? Depends!
Forty, the ultimate ‘F’ word.
“Fishmore & Doolittle” ….Where work is like no work at all.
If a man were to speak in the woods, and there were no women to hear him, would he still be wrong?
Gnome saying?
Skydiving: If at first you don’t succeed, it’s not for you.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those that are good at math and those that aren’t.
At my age getting lucky means finding my car in the parking lot.
Prevent stupidity. Breed with care.
Don’t believe everything you think.
I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.
You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap. I
procrastinate because: 1.
When you look annoyed all the time, people think you are busy.
In Kentucky, b-a-a-a-h means no. Protect our livestock!
Practice safe lunch, use a condiment.
When your gecko is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction.