Yo momma so fat, she was measured at 38-24-36 and that was just her right arm!

Yo momma so fat, the only thing that is attracted to her is gravity.

Yo momma so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Yo momma so fat, when she dances the record player skipped, at the radio station, in China!

Yo momma so fat, she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat, she get her toenails painted at the Home Depot!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits down they have to add another country to the map!

Yo momma so fat, her belly button has an echo.

Yo momma so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.

Yo momma so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!

Yo momma so fat, she can lay down or stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 2002's.

Yo momma so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo momma so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo momma so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.

Yo momma so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo momma so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat, her shadow weighs 90 pounds.

Yo momma so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

Yo momma so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number with area code.

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and Crisco poured out.

Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.